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Hello! And welcome to the voice messaging system for Sir Coran Hieronymus Wimbleton Smythe! Advisor to the Altean royal family and Knight of Loyalty. I am very sorry to have missed your call. However, if you leave a message for me after you hear the sounds of the beep, then I shall endeavor to respond back to you the very moment that- BEEEEEEEEP!!!
